Thursday, July 15, 2004

Holiday

Just booked my holiday in Edinburgh. How good does this sound?

"Well, I can offer you either a small single room with washbasin for £25 a night - or your own apartment in the heart of the gay village for £40 a night."

Guess which one I chose?

"Right - when you check in, look for the rainbow sign. One thing - We share our check in with a gay sauna."

This will be the best holiday ever.

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