Friday, May 12, 2006

You know you're a middle-aged gay when...

You find yourself pressed up against the wall outside a nightclub saying, "Nah, not without three gins and some lube. Why don't you just jizz over that rat there?"

3 comments:

Brad Fitt said...

You know how to make a boy feel special!

Very funny

Skip said...

I must admit it was after one of those slightly passion-killing blunders on my part.

He said: "So, anyway, I'm a make-up artist."

I said: "Oh, is that why you look like an Ancient Egyptian?"

Anonymous said...

Ah I think I know the person you mean... this isn't the same one with luxury flat (bedsit) is it?